OH, MY GOD

Hi

Please help me.
I am in total trauma and in absolute fear of this blog, at the moment.
Why?
Because I have to post a blog about THE WHOLE OF THE WEEK OF 'EID.
Well, this is because my 'kampung' does not give me access to the internet.
My mom's Blue Cube thingy works, but not efficiently.
I mean, I have to wait 10 minutes for one web page to load and I didn't have the patience and time to wait so I gave up.
Well, I'll start off with the 29th September.

UPDATE: THIS POST HAS BEEN UPDATED AND HAS BEEN ADDED WITH PHOTOS. VIEWER REVIEW IS ABSOLUTELY ADVISED.

29th September
I DON'T REMEMBER!
NO!
Well, here's what I do remember.
I broke my fast at Tok Mak's house and slept at Mak's house.
Different people, seriously.
Later that day, at about 11 pm something, The Penang Family came!
I was reluctant to greet them because they were just the tip of the iceberg for the fun to start.
I slept on the floor that night.
THE FLOOR.
I need a bit of a recap so for the time being, here's all about that Monday.

30th September
Last day of fasting.
Felt indifferent.
Was kind of bored because the Penang brothers were always fighting and making noise.
I swear, those people are crazy when fighting.
I showed off my Rubik's cube solving skills.
They were speechless.
My all-time record to solve it is 59.17 seconds.
SERIOUSLY.
In the wee hours of the next day, more people came.
FUN WILL START.

1st October
SELAMAT HARI RAYA!
It's 'Eid.
Woke up at 7.30 am.
Got showered and went to the mosque for prayer.
Then, we all got together for picture time, one of the best times of the year.
It's when everyone tries their best to look their best so their picture turns out AWESOME.
Then, it was FORGIVING AND FORGETTING time, where we all had to go around and shake hands for forgiveness and everything which is a common phenomenon to happen on the first day of 'Eid.
This was also the time to get Raya Money.
Yes, we get money.
At the same time, we all took candid photos.
The best photos to take during 'Eid.
Heh.
Here are some of the BEST photos taken from my mom's camera:
The whole of those who were apparent ... okay, present that morning.
Family picture.
Motive: "Semangat Raya"
Me and Aboy, 2 'slimmed' dudes.
Ayah and Mommy.
Me, Mommy and The Stylo Mylo Kid
Cousins United!

After all that, my family and I went to Tok Mak's house and stayed there until the next morning.
In that time, I watched Batman Begins (first time watching it) and then watched Liverpool VS PSV Eindhoven.
The Reds won 3-1!

2nd October
The people from Mak's house came to visit.
Good times.
Mak, who dislikes rice, bought KFC before coming.
Funny.
Then, I went to 'beraya' to people's houses, following Mak.
I'd like to list all of them, but I'm not that geeky.
During all that visiting, the Stylo Mylo Kid INTENTIONALLY ACCIDENTALLY brought with him the car keys to DAD's car.
Funny.
Mak wore her Dragon's Eye Locket.
Made mad jokes about it.
Funny.
Went to sleep at Mak's house.
Sometime in the night time, the family from Pahang arrived.
Good times, good times.
However, that night, we didn't sleep.
AT ALL.
We, the cousins, talked about a lot of things.
Fun things.
We cuddled up on the mattress and talked about awesome things.
Awesome things.
Funny things.
Things you don't actually talk about.
Good times, good times.
Here are photos from when we came back from 'beraya-ing', also from my mom's camera:
Close up.
Our cheeks were supposed to be locked together. That person on the far right didn't get the picture, if you know what I mean.

3rd October
Went to Tanjung Langsat.
My butt cramped up in the car because there wasn't much space at the back.
There was a barbeque waiting at Mak's house.
My birthday was on the next day.
Got T-shirts, a watch and money for presents.
Not my preferred presents, but I like them just the same.
I asked for a guitar from my parents.
I want them to buy me one, instead of me choosing one for myself.
Because, if I did, it wouldn't feel like a birthday present.
*sigh*
I'll still get it anyway.
I'm gonna be a ROCKSTAR.

4th October
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
I wasn't really in a festive mood of any kind.
I don't know why though.
But then I kind of figured out that my parents were holding a 'makan-makan' at my house.
There were a lot of people attending, mostly relatives.
It was great to see everyone.
At 8.00 pm, John Rambo, Da 'Lil Man, Sam I Am and his brother came over.
Only John Rambo remembered my birthday.
He gave me a LIVERPOOL FC LOCKET.
I love him for that (WTF?!).
Haha.
The others?
Some friends, they are.
We ate and went up to play PS2 until 12.00 am.
Haha.
Seriously.
Those guys actually went back at midnight.
Crazy guys, my friends are.
Heh.

So, here I am, on the 5th of October, in front of my laptop, blogging.
The day's not over yet so maybe there'll be another post later.
Till then.

Happy birthday, to me.
Happy birthday, to me.
Happy birthday, dear Suicide Monkey.
Happy birthday, to me.

p/s: This post has been and will still be edited, SERIOUSLY.